It's a bit of a mouthful........
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On Monday he ate through one barmaid. But he was still hungry.
(Pizopop, Sat 25 Oct, 14:06, 2 replies)
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C'est le mauvais pantalon, Gromit!
Et ils ont mal tourné !
(HappyToast, Sun 19 Oct, 16:21, 2 replies)
Et ils ont mal tourné !
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B3ta newsletter 967, out now
"Read whilst dressed as Flash Killer Steve Jobs for Halloween"
* FESSHOLE - we're doing gigs in Sweden (!)
* CELEBRATE AI BEING SHIT - terrible AI clocks
* NEW CHALLENGE - Let's make anagrams of signs
Read newsletter 967
"Read whilst dressed as Flash Killer Steve Jobs for Halloween"
* FESSHOLE - we're doing gigs in Sweden (!)
* CELEBRATE AI BEING SHIT - terrible AI clocks
* NEW CHALLENGE - Let's make anagrams of signs
Read newsletter 967
published by rob on 1st Nov at 4pm
Completely AI generated Halloween Ad for Nike
See all 20 popular links (2 made popular today)
Have a look before it gets taken down
See all 20 popular links (2 made popular today)
linked to by Mex3 on 1st Nov at 10am
Sign Anagrams
In tribute to Prunella Scales, let's do the Fawlty Towers sign gag and re-arrange the letters on whatever signage you want. Fawlty Towers rules apply, so you don't have to use all the letters. Suggested by hagbardsapple.
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In tribute to Prunella Scales, let's do the Fawlty Towers sign gag and re-arrange the letters on whatever signage you want. Fawlty Towers rules apply, so you don't have to use all the letters. Suggested by hagbardsapple.
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set by monkeon on 1st Nov at 8am
B3ta newsletter 966, out now
"THE NEWSLETTER OF RECORD IF YOU'RE UNWASHED AND STILL A BIT HUNG UP ON ZX SPECTRUMS"
* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - it's a swearing Bible
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - two authors, one book
* CARTOONS - is Gary 'Farside' Larson back?
Read newsletter 966
"THE NEWSLETTER OF RECORD IF YOU'RE UNWASHED AND STILL A BIT HUNG UP ON ZX SPECTRUMS"
* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - it's a swearing Bible
* NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - two authors, one book
* CARTOONS - is Gary 'Farside' Larson back?
Read newsletter 966
published by rob on 27th Oct at 11am
Two Authors One Book
Let's halve the size of our bookshelves by combining any two books into one. 1984 : A Space Odyssey by George Orwell and Arthur C. Clarke - that sort of thing.
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Let's halve the size of our bookshelves by combining any two books into one. 1984 : A Space Odyssey by George Orwell and Arthur C. Clarke - that sort of thing.
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set by monkeon on 24th Oct at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 965, out now
"What's white and goes 'ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit'? A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND"
* BOOMER DEATH WATCH - interesting if a bit mean
* BOND CHALLENGE - lovely Photoshop results
* WEIRD FOREHEADS - cropped by the Guardian
Read newsletter 965
"What's white and goes 'ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit'? A SOUTH-AFRICAN CHAS & DAVE COVERS BAND"
* BOOMER DEATH WATCH - interesting if a bit mean
* BOND CHALLENGE - lovely Photoshop results
* WEIRD FOREHEADS - cropped by the Guardian
Read newsletter 965
published by rob on 18th Oct at 9pm
More Educational Posters for Hospitals
Rob reminds us "we once did a great challenge fucking with health posters you'd see in hospitals etc, given that was 15 years ago, maybe there's some new posters to fuck with". Let's find out!
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Rob reminds us "we once did a great challenge fucking with health posters you'd see in hospitals etc, given that was 15 years ago, maybe there's some new posters to fuck with". Let's find out!
See all 42 images (open)
set by monkeon on 17th Oct at 12pm
B3ta newsletter 964, out now
"Open this newsletter and win the URL lottery"
* SITE - Can you beat the 1% battery challenge?
* CHALLENGE - Ruin a James Bond poster
* BOOK - 99p Fesshole kindle book offer
Read newsletter 964
"Open this newsletter and win the URL lottery"
* SITE - Can you beat the 1% battery challenge?
* CHALLENGE - Ruin a James Bond poster
* BOOK - 99p Fesshole kindle book offer
Read newsletter 964
published by rob on 12th Oct at 11pm
Ruin A Bond Poster
Amazon thought it would be a good idea to remove the guns from their Bond artwork, which went as well as you'd expect. Let's join in the fun and ruin all the Bond posters.
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Amazon thought it would be a good idea to remove the guns from their Bond artwork, which went as well as you'd expect. Let's join in the fun and ruin all the Bond posters.
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set by monkeon on 10th Oct at 12pm
B3ta newsletter 963, out now
"A smidgen of pigeon is just enough to give your kids a treat, full of feathery goodness, and a bit of beak"
* BUMPER ISSUE - Cassette Boy, Weebl & Matt Round
* TEXT ADVENTURE GAME - Can you strangle a horse?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - let's make pop music 'spooky'
Read newsletter 963
"A smidgen of pigeon is just enough to give your kids a treat, full of feathery goodness, and a bit of beak"
* BUMPER ISSUE - Cassette Boy, Weebl & Matt Round
* TEXT ADVENTURE GAME - Can you strangle a horse?
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - let's make pop music 'spooky'
Read newsletter 963
published by rob on 3rd Oct at 5pm
Spooky Pop
It's spooky season, but which graveyard smash is going to get that coveted Halloween number one? Let's spookify the world of pop music. Suggested by HappyToast.
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It's spooky season, but which graveyard smash is going to get that coveted Halloween number one? Let's spookify the world of pop music. Suggested by HappyToast.
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set by monkeon on 2nd Oct at 7pm
B3ta newsletter 962, out now
"ASDA was named after its founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid"
* PIGEON SONG - Yes, a song, about pigeons
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Happy B-day Mario
* 90s GIFS - Would it be B3ta without them?
Read newsletter 962
"ASDA was named after its founders: Agnetha, Senny, Djörn & Anni-Frid"
* PIGEON SONG - Yes, a song, about pigeons
* IMAGE CHALLENGE RESULTS - Happy B-day Mario
* 90s GIFS - Would it be B3ta without them?
Read newsletter 962
published by rob on 26th Sep at 5pm
MAGA TV
Disney and Paramount have recently caved in to Trump's demands over what they should be broadcasting. Show us how TV would be if it was all made for (or starring) our beloved MAGA gang.
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Disney and Paramount have recently caved in to Trump's demands over what they should be broadcasting. Show us how TV would be if it was all made for (or starring) our beloved MAGA gang.
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set by monkeon on 25th Sep at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 961, out now
"A hill I'll die on is Muswell Hill, just after I've climbed up it, to buy cakes from the nice cake shop Dunns"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Most popular one in yonks
* SHED OF THE YEAR - We have a winner
* GAME - Are you sure you're not a robot?
Read newsletter 961
"A hill I'll die on is Muswell Hill, just after I've climbed up it, to buy cakes from the nice cake shop Dunns"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Most popular one in yonks
* SHED OF THE YEAR - We have a winner
* GAME - Are you sure you're not a robot?
Read newsletter 961
published by rob on 22nd Sep at 10pm
Happy Birthday Mario
Everyone's favourite Italian plumber turned 40 this week, so let's plug Mario Paint into our SNES and make some pictures to celebrate Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom gang.
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Everyone's favourite Italian plumber turned 40 this week, so let's plug Mario Paint into our SNES and make some pictures to celebrate Mario and the Mushroom Kingdom gang.
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set by monkeon on 17th Sep at 9pm
B3ta newsletter 960, out now
"MySpace Tom doesn't call for *anything*, as he's a chill guy taking nature photos"
* RELOAD CLICKER - Can you hammer a million F5s?
* CYRIAK - Now making videos for Adam Buxton
* NEW CHALLENGE - Kids TV at the movies
Read newsletter 960
"MySpace Tom doesn't call for *anything*, as he's a chill guy taking nature photos"
* RELOAD CLICKER - Can you hammer a million F5s?
* CYRIAK - Now making videos for Adam Buxton
* NEW CHALLENGE - Kids TV at the movies
Read newsletter 960
published by rob on 14th Sep at 10pm
Children's TV At The Movies
They're making a film of Bagpuss, which everyone of b3ta age is hoping they don't mess up. Let's show them how it should be done by taking the saggy old cloth cat and other childhood favourites and putting them in the movies. Suggested by Simon Pegg (not that one).
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They're making a film of Bagpuss, which everyone of b3ta age is hoping they don't mess up. Let's show them how it should be done by taking the saggy old cloth cat and other childhood favourites and putting them in the movies. Suggested by Simon Pegg (not that one).
See all 142 images (open)
set by monkeon on 10th Sep at 10pm
B3ta newsletter 959, out now
"I'd give it 5 mins if I was you. I was defecting to Reform in there"
* INTERNET ART - The image challenge you want
* MONKEON - He advises you on what TV to watch
* HAPPY TOAST - Makes pop video for pop star
Read newsletter 959
"I'd give it 5 mins if I was you. I was defecting to Reform in there"
* INTERNET ART - The image challenge you want
* MONKEON - He advises you on what TV to watch
* HAPPY TOAST - Makes pop video for pop star
Read newsletter 959
published by rob on 6th Sep at 7pm
Internet Art
We love the web, obviously, but we also love art. So this week, fire up Yahoo! Graffiti and combine internet ephemera with classic works of art.
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We love the web, obviously, but we also love art. So this week, fire up Yahoo! Graffiti and combine internet ephemera with classic works of art.
See all 119 images (open)
set by monkeon on 2nd Sep at 9pm
Join the finest internet newsletter in the land. Cool web stuff to your inbox every Friday. No spam. No gristle.
- * FESSHOLE - WE'RE DOING GIGS IN SWEDEN (!)
- * CELEBRATE AI BEING SHIT - TERRIBLE AI CLOCKS
- * NEW CHALLENGE - LET'S MAKE ANAGRAMS OF SIGNS
Sign Anagrams
In tribute to Prunella Scales, let's do the Fawlty Towers sign gag and re-arrange the letters on whatever signage you want. Fawlty Towers rules apply, so you don't have to use all the letters. Suggested by hagbardsapple.
I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke
Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline. RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN * Don't steal jokes - write them * Don't flood post * Just don't be a dick ok? So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it. Read Latest | Highest Voted
Dogs In Togs
Noticed an advert for a fancy dress dog competition. Nipped down there and took a camera.
Cyanide and Happiness
Oooh look, it's an interview with Cyanide and Happiness. Hooray.
