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(Captain Howdy, Fri 22 Nov, 13:30, 2 replies)
I'm Sparagus

(plankton, Thu 21 Nov, 16:53, 2 replies)
Too obvious?

(The Twisted Omentum, Wed 20 Nov, 18:33, 2 replies)
if you like sleaze, and you like peas...

(ozof, Wed 20 Nov, 12:15, 3 replies)
Home Alone 2025

(monkeon, Fri 15 Nov, 23:08, 2 replies)


(_le_shat, Wed 13 Nov, 12:33, 4 replies)
hu huh, huh, hhhh, let that sink in.. huh huhhh hhh
Dammit Butthead, where is everyone? you said X was the place to be.

(HappyToast, Wed 13 Nov, 8:48, 13 replies)
Roll up, roll up, test your cockadoodie strength!

(HappyToast, Mon 11 Nov, 11:46, 1 replies)


(Ninj, Sun 10 Nov, 22:04, 1 replies)
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(Andy_R, Wed 6 Nov, 22:55, 4 replies)
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B3ta newsletter issue 930, out now
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This Week:
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Challenge
Fruit and Veg Movies
Let's take a trip to the greengrocers and make whimsical Photoshops about our favourite fruity (& vegy) products starring in the movies. Suggested by Richard Tingley.
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set by monkeon on 18th Nov at 10pm
Challenge
Bad Guys in Unexpected Places
Take famous villains and put them in inappropriate or unexpected places. Show us how Pennywise goes down at a kids' party, or how the Corleones do on Family Fortunes.
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set by monkeon on 10th Nov at 4pm
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B3ta newsletter 929, out now
"ONCE AGAIN THE HAM MARKETING BOARD REJECT OUR SLOGAN: SNORTY BUT SLICED"
This Week:
* LOST CONSONANTS - legendary B3ta challenge back
* PRIME NUMBER PROJECT - can you count? Then count
* OFFICIAL AMSTRAD NOSTALGIA SITE - thanks Alan
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published by rob on 8th Nov at 7pm
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B3ta newsletter 928, out now
"FRANKIE SAYS EX-LAX: SHART THE UNEMPLOYED"
This Week:
* ARE HOLIDAYS GOOD? - find out now
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - sitcom monster mashup results
* CONTROL PACMAN - with your own face, at last
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published by rob on 1st Nov at 11pm
Challenge
More Lost Consonants
Let's pay tribute to Graham Rawle with another game of Lost Consonants. Remove a single letter from anything you like... with hilarious results.
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set by monkeon on 1st Nov at 9pm
Goodbye Legless
Sorry to share this news - from the email: "Hi B3ta. Bit of sad news, Joe Thompson aka Legless passed away last week. Thought you might want to post something, better coming from you instead of some random lurker. The funeral will be webcast. Whack it in /links for a suitably tasteless send off :)" If you want to leave a comment - stick it on the thread.
posted by rob on 28th Oct at 10am
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B3ta newsletter 927, out now
"ASCII NEWSLETTER FLASHES SIDE-BOOB AND REVEALS PERKY URLS"
This Week:
* QUEEN RESPECTS - how your fave brands paid them
* JUST OUT OF SHOT - image challenge
* SHANNON MATTHEWS THE MUSICAL - on your telly
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published by rob on 25th Oct at 10pm
Challenge
Horredy
Halloween is approaching, so lets make horror versions of classic comedies. Only Ghouls and Corpses, Fiends, Hellfrasier etc. Suggested by Captain Howdy.
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set by monkeon on 23rd Oct at 9pm
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B3ta newsletter 926, out now
"THE SEMI-OFFICIAL NEWSLETTER OF THE URL FANCLUB"
This Week:
* ADRIAN CHILES - fake column machine
* CHALLENGE RESULTS - opposite games
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published by rob on 18th Oct at 5pm
Challenge
Just Out Of Shot
What is happening just off screen during iconic film or TV moments? By the power of Photoshop, extend the shot and let us know. Suggested by Afinkawan.
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set by monkeon on 15th Oct at 4pm
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B3ta newsletter 925, out now
"YOUR SUBSCRIPTION TO DOG SHIT MONTHLY HAS EXPIRED"
This Week:
* FANTASY WILBURY GENERATOR - One for each year
* A DEAL NOT TO BE MISSED - Mediaeval weaponry
* 14 SECONDS OF SPARKY GOLD - Just watch it
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published by rob on 11th Oct at 7pm
Challenge
Opposite Games
Take classic games and work out what the opposite of the game would be. Invert the rules or play with the title. Show us your Zen Birds and your RunOuts.
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set by monkeon on 7th Oct at 11pm
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B3ta issue 924, out now
"MAKE YOUR OWN 'I'M A B3TA NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBER' BADGE AND PIN IT ON YOUR C***S"
This Week:
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* BOVRIL AD - Important information for hot meat drink fans
* LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY - Podcast recommendation
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published by rob on 4th Oct at 7pm
Challenge
Meaty Puns
It's dad joke week, as we ask you to find meat-based puns wherever you can and Photoshop the results. Suggested by Keir Starmer.
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set by monkeon on 29th Sep at 3pm
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B3ta newsletter, 923 out now
"EAT FOOD AND 3D PRINT SCULPTURES WITH YOUR BOTTOM"
This Week:
* CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film results
* THREADS - Happy 40th bday to nuclear piss dread
* JOHN HIGGS - Doctor Who book to pre-order
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published by rob on 27th Sep at 8pm
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B3ta newsletter 922, out now
"DON'T READ NEWSLETTER BEFORE SWIMMING, ALLOW ONE HOUR TO DIGEST URLS"
This Week:
* CATS - Finally in a database, spreadsheet next
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - Right actor, wrong film
* LITTLE FLUFFY CLOUDS - the other voice mystery
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published by rob on 21st Sep at 5pm